Wednesday, December 20, 2006

What I've Learned from Jack Bauer


Stunning jewels of wisdom from everyone's favorite counter-terrorism agent can be found in this month's Esquire magazine. My favorites:
  • "If the president of the United States ever orders you to shoot your boss in the head at point-blank range in cold blood, take a deep breath, ask God to forgive you, and just do it."

  • "If you shoot a man's wife in the knee and he still doesn't give you the information, he's bad."

  • "Actions speak louder than words. Though shouting can also be effective."

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